About Me

My name is Luke. I am six foot four and I have an English degree. Hair and other facial features inherited from Mom's side. Head size inherited from Dad's side. Sense of humor inherited from a combination of my parents and learning to laugh at the fact that I wore sweatpants every day until I was 12. With the pants hiked up past my bellybutton. And whatever shirt I was wearing tucked INTO said sweatpants.

This absurd picture of Sarah Jessica Parker is Google's 27th most relevant image when you do a Google search of my name.

If you have a verbal molotov to ignite and hurl my way, you can do so by writing ltrayser at gmail dot com.